It was quite the a spectacle at Skaven stadium but not one the Diksburg fans wanted to see, the few
that bothered to show up in the first place.  Having spent their off week celebrating lasts weeks 
win over Circus Circus at Madam Poppies house of booze and bitches the Cocks showed up either drunk 
or hungover. 

Both halves followed the same pattern. Cocks tripping over their shoes, the ball, and each other. 
Defenseman Rooster Cockburn was ejected early on for telling an official "yeah I gotta knife watchu
gun do bout it bitch"

Lineman Lo Wang was once again voted MVP, this time by virtue of being the only player to arrive  
sober.

UPDATE
In a not surprising turn of events, there has been a coaching change for the Cocks. Head coach 
Johnny Soft, after being tossed out before halftime for drunkenly insulting an official, was 
rounded up by disgruntled fans and burned at the stake.  Diksburg fans have long had a 
misunderstanding about the meaning of "burning the coach in effigy". It seems that in the dialect 
spoken in Diksburg effigy means "blind rage".  Former coach, and longtime town hero, Old Knobby 
Schwanz, is coming out of retirement, hopefully to turn the season around.  Next weeks game against 
the Orcish powerhouse V's Viscerators will be the first test of his coaching prowess.