Coach Knobby Schwanz missed last nights game against the Dark Elves due to a case of the gout.  
Replacement coach Jimmy Liddle, played a good game but lacked the ability to overcome the Dorks 
superior ball handling.  "It was a bloody struggle" said coach Jimmy, "Those Dark elves love their 
blood and so does Diksburg.  The knives were out, literaly, the refs were taxed to the limit 
following all the personal fouls and late hits, and the apothecaries were up to their elbows in 
gore. 

In the end both teams left mightily satisfied with a good days carnage, but the Dorks were just a 
little more satisfied as they carried the victory.