High Elves are kind and good
The kind of people who will say
"Losing streak got you down? Here, break my leg."
"How about if I miss this dodge? This go for it?"
"Feeling better, friend?"
High Elves are an odd lot.
Not at all like their Dark cousins.
Too bad we can't play against them again.
Recap:
income of 80,000
MVP of the game, Mr. Claw, learns Stand Firm skill
Beastman scores TD, sprouts a Big Hand, dubbed "Mr. Hand"
Minotaur scores three casualties, learns Block skill. Dubbed "Mr. Plow"
Chaos Warrior scores TD, learns block, and vows never to learn anything ever again, dubbed "Mr.
Simple"
+1 Fan Factor
Beastman comes off of Injured Reserve
Purchased Mr. Borak
Coach's commentary: "This is the game I knew we had in us. Let's see how we fare against a team
with even bigger hats next week. Analyzing the Elf game, I discovered that they failed 14 out of
78 attempts to perform a skill. They should only fail 1 time in 6. Chaos was definitely on our
side... this time."
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