SPORTS PAGES

Khorne's favorites catch a break

 
It seemed like a bad start, getting blitzed.
 
Then the short chaos dudes suffered two turnovers.
 
Giving us the easy TD.
  
When we kicked off, they got a quick snap
 
But again TO's gave us a TD.
  
Mr. Plow niggled their most talented chaos dwarf

Then a pitch invasion killed him.

The Apothecary erased all of these ailments
  
Bringing him back for the second half.
 
Again, the dwarfs blitzed us but we managed to hang on

Long enough to kill the clock.

A rare victory for this Chaos team.
 
This is good.
  
Because we sure are sick of playing against Chaos Dwarfs.



Recap
 
+1 Fan Factor
  
Mr. Smash learns how to go fasta (+1 MA)
  
Made 80,000 at the gate + 60,000 from Demo Game
 
Purchased two chaos warriors
  


Coach's comment:  a miraculous 2-0 lead at the half should have sealed the victory against this 

slow moving team.  Still, we could have lost it if not for the intervention of a magic item.  Good 

 
enough.  A couple of promising rookies I've had my eye on finally gave it up for chaos and are now 

 
encased in a permanent suit of living armor.  It should be interesting to see what they do next 

week.