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Agggh! Death!

 
In a game that began in sweltering heat,
  
which quickly subsided to nice weather.

Four players came to the pitch,
  
hoping for glory.
 
And received their fame as
 
they gave their lives for the game.
 


Recap:

90K of winnings

Bought Chaos warrior
 
Beastmen #6 and #7 dead
 
Beastman #4 gains +1 STR, now known as Mr. Muscle
  


Coach's commentary:
  
"An amazing game with several reversals of fortune.  Orcs miss a go-for-it, then we double-skull a 

 
block.  We used Knutt's spell of Awesome Strength when the ball carrier was blitzed, but still gets 


knocked flat.  Then the ball goes out of bounds and is thrown back in our laps.  A bad kick allows 

 
Morg'N to gets in the end zone in two turns, but our dauntless guy fails to knock him out while the 


ref is trying to figure out if it's a TD.  Luck gave us its last smile as we pulled off an OT play 

 
worthy of an elf team:  dodge out of tackle zones, hand off the ball, run, throw a quick pass, and 

 
go-for-it into the end zone for the winning TD.
 
 Like fate, the fans gave us their all, with two pitch invasions during the game, bashing in the 


faces of a combined 7 orcs.  If only our players could hit that well..."