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Overconfident Elves Embarass Ebony Empire

 (from the Midnight Sun  - CPI):

Heads will roll!!!  A meager 58,000 fans were on hand to watch the visiting Apocalypse Drow 
put on a dreadful display of showboating and histronics that ended with them being 
stunned  by the underdog Griffons.  The game started out perfectly for the Drow as they 
Blitzed the opening KO,  put on a blocking  clinic and otherwise ran all over the 
undermanned humans.  They went into the half up 2-1, with the human score the result of an 
Eye of the Eagle.  
 
The second half should have been a breeze, receiving the kick, big number advantage. 
Unfortunately, darkelves went all thumbs as they flubbed even the simplest maneuvers.  
Their human counterparts exploited every dropped ball, making heroic play after heroic play. 

They even were able to end the game on a Blitz after they scored the winning TD.
      
Roster Moves:
     Hired  Blitzer #9
     Indigo Haze learns: Block
     Obsidian D'zire learns: Block, Leader
     Mercurious D'myze learns: Block
       
Injury Report:
  none <--- !!!!
     
Commentary from da Coach: Ack!!  Elf one-storm takes care of game.  After many 
 years I'm actually contemplating switching dice!  Oh well was able to generate a fair number 
of SPPs.