The Jack-Booted Govt. Thugs actually showed up to play, and in true thug-like fashion they laid the
smack down and placed their jack boots firmly in the arse of the human team called the Silver
Griffons. Brasco Montoya, Targ Elfslayer, and Varag Ghoulchewer each recorded kills during the
match. Both Sprik Anklebiter and Krug scord TD's for the Govt. Thugs in this match as well. It
was also amazing to see Krug actually work out his arm as he completed three passes even though he
fumbled and doinked two times during the match. Surely Krug's accuracy will improve after his
workout this game, if not I would imagine the Dark Elf assassin sent after the front office manager
last week will find his way to Krug's locker shortly thereafter. For the second match in a row
Grendel Thunderbutt sat most of the game on the bench after being knocked out early in the first
half. Seems to be a whole lot of butt and not much thunder if you ask me. The match MVP for the
Thugs has to be Dookie Buttmuncher though, for nary has an orc every had a large sack beating by
the opposing teams' ogre than what Dookie took in this match. Overall, it looked as if the Thugs
actually wanted to play this time. We'll see if that lasts next week when they return to
divisional play.
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