The Jack-Booted Govt. Thugs came to win this night. They even went so far as to openly mock the
supposed 'Chaos Theory'. When asked for comment about the reckless abandon with which his players
put their steel-toed boots to the carcases of the Khorne Tuskers, Coach Gerg the Vile had this to
say, "We done gave some sweaty little beastmen the whorey beatdown tonight. That was a might' fine
ass whuppin'." When asked for future speculation, "We gotz some uppity bitches to play next week
an' after that some more of them darn infernal-like dwarves again. It's gonna a rough ride, but
bein' government thugs, we'll get the job done."
Targ Elfslayer and Sprik Anklebiter once again showed some prowess. Although Sprik joined the team
as a rookie Lineman, he appears to be a rising star. Krug once again worked out his arm throwing
the ball around, although one does have to wonder what he was thinking throwing the ball to the
Black Orc blocker, Grendel Thunderbutt at the end of the match. All around, it was another fine
game of sack beatings handed out by the Thugs.
It has also been reported that the front office worker who scheduled the first week game for High
Noon, has been found dead. The cause of death is unknown at this time of course. As for the
winning streak, we'll see if that continues: the next opponent may be a bunch of "bitches" as the
coach noted, but they are dodgy "bitches" if anything....
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