A record setting crowd settled in to watch the season finale between the league leading Dem Bones
vs the visiting High Elf from way up north. The rabid endzone cheering section, known as the
Boners, were all standing up straight from the start of the game all the way to the half. The
deadites lost the coin toss, but Skeletor had the Blitz on, and the highoctane elf offense was put
into neutral. Still when you have Lucien on your team it's pretty hard to get bottled up for
long. Soon he was breaking away deep into boner territory. He came up short tho as the deadites
went all out and Count Scapula was able to knock the shifty elf star down. Soon the ball was headed
the other way, and the elves could only throw themselves futilely at the stronger guys from down
under(the dirt).
The day belonged to Skeleton lineman Soupbone who racked up an unbelievable 6 casualties, using his
wiley Pro moves.
Box Score
Score | Casualties | Kills |
2-1 | 9-1 | 1-1 |
Roster Moves:
FF: +1
Count Scapula sucked up his third MVP.
Fibula Rolled Doubles (Dodge?)
Trombone learned Block
L'Idoit Trois learned Block
Hired #5, Medulla Oblongata, Ghoul
Injury Report:
none
Commentary from da Coach: Could it be that Dirty Player is a broken skill? Soupbone had six
casualties in one game.... Rolled a one for cards, but with the handicap I still got two, Hide
the Ball (left unused) and Merchandizing which paid for another re-roll. He had Time
Warp which allowed him to score, and I'll Get You which tossed Rhamaket for the second
half. Game started with a Blitz!, at which point I wrote "game over" in my notebook.
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