[Excerpt from Coach Skeletor's upcoming book: "Season of Dust, Season of Death"]
"We knew on paper that our players didn't match up well against those Commie Orks.  We figured our 
best chance was to cheat, and to cheat early and often.  Using the Unseen Hand, I managed to 
determine which Alchemist the Orcs had been using for "sporting goods".  Turns out it was and old 
(real old - so old it was ye olde) college mate of mine, we were in Skull&Bones&More Skulls 
together.  Well it was a simple matter to have him substitute an old laundry list for the Rakarth's 
Obliteration he was selling them.  He tipped me off to the Illegal Drugs they also purchased, so I 
had a Hawkfing's Curse ready to go to counter.  You shoulda seen the look on that orc blitzer's 
face when he pulled out that scroll and intoned "THREE PAIRS OF SOCKS - NO STARCH..." just before 
the mummy decked him."
    


 
Box Score

Score
Casualties
Kills

1-0
3-2
0-0

  
Roster Moves:
FF: +1
Leon is a Pro.
  
Injury Report:
none
  
Commentary from da Coach: Huge handicap + injured Wizard pretty much made it a walkover for 
the Undead.  We had useful 4 cards, Duh Where am I? which appropriated his Ogre, Double 
Cross which cancelled his Rakarths' Obliteration (and caused a turnover), Hawkfing's 
Curse which stopped his Illegal Drugs, and Spike! that visciously stunned a 
Blitzer. Pretty much always had a numbers advantage, with piles of KO'd orcs.