After Dem Bones blew a dominating performance, volatile necromancer Skeletor snaps at the gathered
press corps.
"They are what we thought they were." said a visibly deranged Skeletor, "We played them in
preseason. Who the hell picks a third game in preseason like it's [meaningless]? We played them in
the third [exhibition] game. Everybody played three quarters."
"That's why we took the damn field.", he went on, "The Sauveurs are who we thought they were!, Now,
if you want to crown them, then crown (them)! But they are who we thought they were! And we let
them off the hook!" He then decapitated a scribe for the Altdorf Times, sucked the souls out of
two photogs trying to hastily sketch his grim vissage, and stormed out of the conference chamber
into the night.
Box Score
Score | Casualties | Kills |
0-1 | 6-2 | 0-0 |
Roster Moves:
FF: 0
Clavicle Learns Tackle.
Boneypart Gains +1 AG
Skeletor Raises peasant killed by Phalanges II, gives him jersey #16.
Injury Report:
none
Commentary from da Coach: Had the game in the bag until Count Scapula failed the only dodge
he was likely to need, whats worse is he was stunned, otherwise it's unlikely the Brets would have
been able to score. As it was they needed a fairly large series of rolls strung together to pull it
out (pickup, handoff, 1 die block, dodge, 2 go-for-its). For the second week in a row, I got just
one card, Woof Woof!, which got me the ball in the first half, unfortunately the brets had
the Deluge of Despair which kept me from scoring. They also had Knuckledusters but
that didn't make much of a difference.
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