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Dreux is an Ex-Parrot!

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1-04-61-1
Roster Moves: FF: +1 Phalanges goes into a Frenzy Boney-Part now has +2 AG!!!! Raised Bretonian star Dreux Bries gave him jersey #14. Injury Report: Fishbone will miss next game. Commentary from da Coach: I never rolled above a 5 on an armor roll in the first half. I did Pile On twice with Ramtut tho leading to the Play of the Game where rather than go for the sure score, the Bad Nun tried to spank the prone mummy, got caught, and the bret coach was tossed for arguing. Cost the Brets a chance to tie it up. In the second I finally was able to get some good rolls and managed to injure 3 and kill 1 (his best player). As time was running down I actually managed to make 2 for for its and knocked the star catcher down. Then, the Count, made two go-for-its and a pick-up, AND then was tossed for a foul on the catcher. (he was the only one who could score). I managed to stun him and the game was over but for the fouling. My cards were Kelhoffer's Magic Foot!, It Wasn't Me (which removed a pogue on the bench not even worth the 50K), and Sorry! which left the Brets without an apothecary. They had the useless Fake Play and the Deluge of Despair again.