Instead of the trees in the wood getting cut down, the denisens of the woods, the Wood Elves
trounced down the Humans. The Humans were cut down 3 to zero. Also due to a well planned double-
cross Black Hole got himself a Dwarven Magic Helmet. A real nice one from Dorea. A lot of the
Magic Helmets that seem to appear are mainly from the Dwarven master crafters in Lapan, Tong Cong,
or Lhina but this one is more rare from the land of Dorea. The elves were very upset as rumor had
it that the player that was double-crossed had always wanted one.
The Homo's made some basic mistakes but their game was a lot shorter than the first two showing
they are coming nicely along and learning the game. The Rapiens got the ball and set up a cage but
around the wrong player. It was set up around a player who passed the ball and not the intended
receiver. This reporter says 'intended receiver' because the Rapiens were 3-0 or 4-0 for their
passes and completions. The one pass completed wasn't caught and they couldn't catch a damn thing
the whole game. Maybe the reputation of the Wood Elves racial superiority messed with the Humans
head! The Human Coach was sure that they would get a few touchdowns scored against them with the
Elves having Leap but not one leap was made.
Sweltering heat caused the team to have only three players and the elves had six so scoring was
easy against the Rapiens. But the Elves had a lot taken out to heat too. The Elves used a spy and
cancelled a important re-roll and the Humans forgot to use a Hide Ball
during a opportune time but the Elves would of knocked him out if he had gotten clear and gone for
a TD anyway. Rumor has it the Humans are saving for a Star Player and next the play 'Dem Bones'.
The Humans are last in the league and still new and unlearned but we still hope they Knock 'Em
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