Dem Bones beat the Humans 3 to 0 and left at least one player feeling pale and bloodless. With a
score of 3 to 0 that is no small score and calling it exanguinating the Homo's is a good way to
describe the beating they took. 2 players were out of the game due to injury and knock out and 4
ended up out for a while. One of them was so scared he was out for the whole game and the Homo
Rapiens refused to release the name of the player. Maybe he was so scared, that he forgot! 1
player that returned after Dem Bones first TD said, "I was looking at the skeleton and it's dirty
flesh and then eating dirt. Then I woke up to the fans of undeads ghastly cheering." The other
players woke up and were hit so hard that they were happy to go back into the game against the
frightening looking undead. There was a small upset at the beginning of the game about whether a
undead player could sustain an injury in practice and if they could regenerate why can't it play?
Why didn't it regenerate between practice and game time? Both coaches agreed that it should of
been able to play but the Vampire sat out anyway. If he had been able to play undoubtedly it would
of been a much higher scoring game by Dem Bones and/or more players hurt on the Humans. Then the
Ref was Biased and after 7 failed tries to start up Dem Bones chainsaw secret weapon it's owner
was ejected at the end of the first half. Again, had the chainsaw started and the player able to
use it on the Rapiens it would of been a bloodier game. So that was lucky thing number 2 for the
Humans and the only other thing that happened was a stilleto attack on a skeleton but with
regeneration it really was pointless unless the Humans are trying to get points for just knocking
players down or getting Star Player points from pointless actions. But a stilleto has a point on
it so...The Rapiens did move the ball but left the right side open. A failed attempt at a cage and
the undead came in and made the humans drop the ball. Then it was a short 2 turns to touchdown for
Dem Bones first TD. The Humans go the ball a second time but at the end of the first half.
Knocking out and knocking down the Rapiens let the Undead move and score with the ball 2 more
times for a 3 to 0 victory. The Homo Rapiens are improving and it was obvious in their defense but
their offense and moving the ball still leaves something to be desired and will keep them last in
the league unless they improve a lot and fast. |