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Stop it! That's Enough. Your hurting me. I'm Telling. MOM!

           7 casualties, a killed player and a loss 0-1. Hurt? Maybe, but a brutal beating for 
sure. Only 5 players on the field toward the end of the match, one of the Human teams best players 
out the next game with a fractured arm and 6 others taken out of the game. The Woikin' Boyz did a 
lot of whonking on the Rapiens players. The last turn of second half the Boyz had the ball from a 
handoff in touchdown range. A Mindblow stopped the TD run by #6 and then a failed Dodge ended the 
game for the Boyz. They still had their one TD and that was enough to still win it. Somehow though, 
one of the players of the Rapiens managed to still rock on. The Rapiens had a player that it turns 
out is a awesome musician. The crowd loved him and his music even though the Rapiens brutally lost. 
The team made an extra 50k. Talk among the league coaches was about whether to hire Morg N' Thorg 
or someone else. The Humans hired Morg N' Thorg and had a little left over thanks to that awesome 
human rocker. Will Morg N' Thorg make a difference? Time will tell.