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Dwarven ale houses abuzz over the Ironhides

The beer flows, beards and tongues wag, and the debates break into near riots in the ale halls
tonight.  As can be expected the topic under discussion is the opening game between the Unberogen
All Stars and The Storming Ironsides.  Some Dwarven fans decry the light usage of the teams only
Trollslayer #8 Toram Thundershield while others laud his commitment to assisting his team mates in
the face of the humans judicious usage of a ball and chain player.  Despite the many pugilistic
displays occurring in the drinking establishments between factions, they all can agree that the ref
had to have been bribed to not notice such an obvious illegal weapon that kept returning drive after
drive.  
There was a thrown rock that took out #15 Thorldersen (badly hurt), Perfect Defense, Weather Change,
Cheering Fans, and a pitch invasion (against me).  
"Ifin da humanz hadn'ta dropped dat pass den da game woulda gone ta overtime."  Doc Snowstain (a
resident barfly) avows drunkenly, summarizing every ones take on the game.

score2-1, gate 44k, loot=40k, casualties=1-1.  #9 gains block.  No purchases.