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The Ironhides are out of the running.

Despite weeks of preparation and strategic consultations the beloved Dwarven team lost in their
drive for the Spike Trophy.  The surprise temporary contract with Hargin The 'Ard did not create the
consternation in the Necromatic ranks that the Dwarves head coach was counting on.  Instead the
Corpsies were able to wreak havoc with the Ironhides key players within the first drive, which was
the exact strategy the Dwarves were trying to implement.  Despite the humiliating loss, the Storming
Ironhides head coach has officially thrown his support behind the efforts of Death Warmed Over for
taking this years Spike Trophy.  Maybe he thinks he can recoup some of the teams losses through
heavily betting on the big game.