(Lorien Tattler - CPI)
The Fadark Champions continued their Giant killer ways by defeating the League leading
Moonfire Starhawks in the opening round of the Dungeonbowl tourney.88,000 elf fans were on
hand, split evenly between high and wood elf brethren.Winning the toss the Champs elected to
receive. The 'Hawks exploded off the ball with a Blitz to slow the drive and eliminate the 1 turn
score, as ace Catcher Spiffy was badly hurt and removed from the game.The boys from Fadark
regrouped and punched the ball into the EZ the old fashioned way. The Hawks responded with an easy
score of their own and it looked like a typical elf barnburner. Oddly enough that wasn't the case.
Strong High Elf defense and the Woodelf Wizard kept the score tied at half.
The second half began with Kelhoffer's Magic foot putting the ball right next to Deeproot.
Insensed High Elf Fans stormed the pitch knocking around 5 woodelfs, including Deeproot
and the Champions' only Wardancer. Things were looking grim for the woodies with
only 6 players left on the pitch. Then a miraculous thing happened.A high elf Blitzer slipped
on what looked like a banana peel and the woodelves had the ball! They caged up with all available
players, trying to delay the inevitable turnover. Eventually the Highelf Sorceror took down one
Catcher ballcarrier, but the ball bounced right to Swifty!. When he was pushed OB, the ball
bounced all the way to the Starhawk Endzone.Still, with only 4 Champions on the field, one of
which was Deeproot (who hadn't managed to stand up from the Pitch Invasion), it appeared that
they'd be lucky to force OT.
The Hawks spent several turns getting the ball into scoring position, but when the time
came, a Lion Warrior flubbed it and the ball bounced free. In comes a line-elf, 1-die blocks the
catcher on his butt, scoops up the ball in a TZ, dodges, hands off to Bob Aintagonnamove,
and he was off to the races. Unfortunately, he stumbled on his second go-for-it, stunning
himself. The flatfooted Highelfs couldn't get to the ball. The Woodelf coach made the call of the
game and had the apothecary put the salts under the Stunned Catcher's nose and he got up, rolled
away, picked up the open ball, and scampered in for the last second score.Woodies Win!
Roster Moves:
Bailed out Thranduil who had been put in the slammer on trumped up charges (-50K).
Injury Report:
#5 Line-elf - Serious Concussion (-1AV)
#12 Wardancer Falicus - Fractured Leg
Commentary from da Coach:Like what often happens when scoring teams meet, instead
of being 5-4, it turns out to be a 2-1 slugfest. Layne managed to be the one who rolled the
snake-eyes with the game on the line.
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