A rampant strain of enfluenza swept through the cells of Mordhiem Prison, on the morning of the 
Hardboys game against Ullu-tech.  As a result, three key members of the team were absent, including 
thier passer.  The game was entirely dominated by the lizards, who plowed over the decimated team 
to score a daunting 4-0 game.  Warden Brewbaker's comments were not fit for publishing.