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Skaven By A Whisker

The Pros beat the Cons in a Squeaker.  
 
Hardboys got the kick, but lo and behold, one of their players skipped parole and ended up 
back in the slammer.  Skaven swarm the ball near the sidelines.    Lightning bolt takes down 
Masr-Rat-ti, but the the ball stays put behind the skaven cage.   Next turn the ball is up and in 
the endzone.  The Next KO sees the humans start a cage moving up field.  There's a tiny 
hole in it and bang the ball is on the carpet.   As the humies go to retrieve it, a dog appears 
on the fields, nabs the ball and carries it almost all the way to the Skaven EZ.  Next turn Masr 
get's it and turns it in for a score.  Humans are able to score before the half ends.
   

Second half, Skaven skamper way down the left wide zone.  The humans manage to trip the 
gutter runner, but are unable to get the ball back and Masr scores again.    After the KO, we 
were able to knock the ball loose but Furrari snake-eyes a dodge before we could capitalize 
on it.  Humans have no problems making 3 3+ rolls to get the score to 3-2.   From then on a 
one-storm set in and we were lucky to get away with the win as the Humans had a turn 8 
miracle play called that just came up a little short.
  

Roster Moves:
  • Hired #10 Storm Vermin
  • #12 Masr-Rat-Ti Learns to Sprint
  • #13 Stabatha is a Pro
  • Injury Report: 5 injured but apothecaries heal all. Commentary from da Coach: Despite the parade of rats to the Injury Box , I had the game completely under control up until the the parade of ones started to pile up late, including several on snake-eyes. Fortunately, for Roy to tie he had to rely on a 1-die block. Had 4 cards, It Wasn't Me! again, Woof! Woof!, Fake Play!, and the omnipresent Magic Hand. The post game continues to be my downfall as I rolled snake eyes for winnings and FF. Masr-Rat-Ti was unable to whore for a point despite numerous attempts.