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Rascals Steamroll Rats in OT.

  
Roadkill win the toss and elect to receive.  Masr-Rat-Ti just gets a pass off before leaving the 
game with a minor injury.  He is the first of 5 casualties before halftime.  Furrari, despite 
battling 
Rakarth's Petty Spite, saunters in for a score.  Dwarfs take their kickoff and burn 
clock scoring on turn 7 to tie it up.  Furrari goes fast as the  Speed of Light (+5) to 
take a 2-1 lead into the half.  
  
2nd half was all Dwarfs as the Skaven are completely unable to get anything going.  Dwarfs 
score on turn 8.  Dwarfs win toss in OT and still can do no wrong.  Harmadillo did manage 
to injure a dwarf on the last play of the game tho.


Roster Moves:
  • Hired #1 Head Splitter
  • #12 Masr-Rat-Ti Gains Very Long Legs
  • #8 Snake now Regenerates(note changed jerseys from #4)
  • #9 Harmadillo Learns a skill
  • Injury Report: 3 Line Rats missing next game (slackers) Commentary from da Coach: Despite the stack o Skulls and the pile of rats in the Injury box, the game was OK. Two linerats got skills, the gutter runner who needed it rolled doubles, we got a big heap of gold with which we can entice Headsplitter out of retirement. The only downside was that I didn't whore for points optimally, leaving Furrari at 25. Seven card game, mine were #1 With A Bullet, Better Offer (at last I can play it on someone else!), Speed of Light, and Spike! which was trumped by the Dwarf's That Makes Me Mad.