"I knew it wod be a crappy team when I signs on - but 'ey they filled me bank wid lotsa cabbage. 
So's I go game to game and they keeps cutting the check.  This week dey showed me something tho and 
dumped that stoopid rookie troll and signed a real vet - my old buddy Basher.  I knew between him 
and me we'd at least make dadelfs bleed a little and have some fun.  So the game goes on and it is 
the same old crap  I did MY job. Well I seez where da wind is blowing and just rope-a-dope, saving 
a little somethin for later.  Me an Basher and da chainsaw dude work over the delfs until not even 
this  bunch or mosspits can't mess up a score.  They get their kickoff with plenty o time but since 
I'm  pretty much a bloodbowl genius I callz THE BLITZ! They weren't ready fer that and we caught 
them flatfooted. Yar. They try their typical elf ball crap, but it ain't workin tonite as the delf 
catcha couldnt catch da ball on account of his eyes were all waterylike around Bashers gawdawful 
reek.  I swears that guy hasnt washed his jock since '02.   We getz the ball and I toss one of doze 
buggers down da field that was a sure score - but da idiot lands on hiz face.   Freaking goblins! 
We lose da toss for OT cuz da goblin 'captain' can't even call 'eads.  I figure no-way-no-how am I 
gunna let these pukes score. We stop em on da left ball scatters to da right.  A fancy pants tosser 
thought 'e'd run clean by old Morgy.  Hah! I shoved a little one outta da way and dodged away like 
a wardancer - I pushed it big time and locked old Chauncey Uppercrust against the sideline.  Dey 
piled the rest of der dudes on me and moved me a little, but I was still able to trip Little Lord 
Mudbottom at the goal line and da ball was up fer grabs. So one smackdown here, a dodge there, and 
Bobs Your Uncle we scored. Yarrrr."   
 
  
    
Roster Moves:
FF+1

Bought Re-roll at x2 cost.
Hired:

#2 goblin

Injury Report:
Bye Week
  
Commentary from da Coach:  Pretty much a goblin game.  I had three cards Big Match!,  
Bribed Ref which somehow didn't work, and that wonderous item Kelhoffer's Magic 
Foot.  Daren also had 3 cards which were all useless, he did get to successfully use Crazed 
Referee at the start of OT.  I was pretty much on tilt early on when my third goblin was 
injured and the DP avoided the penalty box. Looked like a typical crap-sandwich goblin game. I 
worked out my aggression tho, and ended up giving more than I got. And made a game of it.  The OT 
win was one for the ages.  Down to 4 players but Daren failed two dodges and Morg made 2 dodges and 
two go-for-its and a ball pick up on his own goal line for the win.  Such an awesome display of 
coaching acumen!