"Overall, we elfed 'em pretty good," concluded the Head Prosecuter while stuffing rune-covered 
 
parchment into his brief case, "yeah, we were really able to capitalize."
  
Seeing the game not so much as a sport for entertainment as an opportunity to punish criminals, 

 
the Lothloren Lawyers savored their first success of the season.  In spite of their inability to 
  
injure anything tougher than a goblin, this Wood Elf squad particularly delighted in cajoling the 
 
refs into throwing out three Orcs for fouling.
  
"Those green skinned gits had it coming," added Volume One, "My only regret is that we were only 


able to inflict moral damage."

This moral damage came in the form of four touchdowns, three of which were the result of Orcish 

 
fumbling.  The Elf's strategy went like this:  hang back, wait for an opening, then run like hell.  


Simple, but effective against a team that has an average 5 movement.
 
Next week, the legal team is gearing up against a fast-moving and incurably dirty Skaven team.
  
"They're vermin, and do you know what happens to vermin?" Posited Word Eleven, the current team 

MVP.  "They get exterminated."



Game recap:
 
80,000 game income

Subclause Ten learns Block Skill
 
Word Ten gains +1 Agility
  
+1 Fan Factor
  
No new purchases
  


Addendum from coach:
 
"No futher comments at this time"