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Victors Suffer Agony from the Defeated

     For the sixty nine thousand fans who came for the Hats vs. Chops game to witness brutality 
definitely got their monies worth.  There were two players who were either ejected or pressed 
ganged (compulsory community service) out of the game, that makes two removed.  Then there were the 
five Orcs who were injured throughout the game, that makes seven.  Finally four players were 
removed from the Men in Hats team, that makes an entire team of eleven players taken from play.  
Even though the Hats won the game hands down, they still suffered two dead players and they weren't 
cheap hobgoblins.  With the finals looming fans are wondering how Men In Hats will handle the loss 
of a skilled Chaos Dwarf and their star Bull Centaur.  Men in Hats veteran apothecary is now being 
investigated by the league, questions have arisen over how he could have confused a monkshood based 
reagent for a kingsfoil philter.  Meanwhile White Meat Orc Chops are having to deal with angry Hats 
fans for killing those players, the Chaos Dwarf team is still the highest rated team in this 
seasons Nuffle rosters.