The Human League
# Name PositionMA ST AG AVSkills Cmp TD IntCas Kill MVP SPP Cost
1David Bowie, Jr.Thrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, BLOCK300001870K
2Sue Sulley's SisterCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, BLOCK010001870K
3Joanne CatheralCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, SURE HANDS, BLOCK1400001370K
4Stevie NicksCatcher8237Catch, Dodge000000070K
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6Phillip Adrian WrightBlitzer7338Block, STAND FIRM, MIGHTY BLOW (niggled)0004021890K
7Jo CallisBlitzer7348Block, MIGHTY BLOW, +1AG0102032290K
8Ian BurdenBlitzer7339Block, MIGHTY BLOW, PRO, STAND FIRM, MAGIC HELMET (AV+1)1209113090K
9Phil OakeyBlitzer7338Block, MIGHTY BLOW, PRO0200011190K
10Robert SmithAssassin6338Poison Dagger (10+), PRO, BLOCK0006101260K
11Annie LennoxLineman5338-1 MA000001550K
12Dave StewartLineman6338000001550K
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15Meat LoafOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, BLOCK0003006120K
16Simon Le BonUber-Blitzer8448Block, Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Sure Feet0000000180K
Totals:5100242111381100K
Team NameThe Human LeagueRe-Rolls3x 50000150K
RaceHumanFan Factor6x 1000060K
Team Rating165Assistant Coaches0x 100000K
Treasury20000Cheerleaders0x 100000K
Head CoachChris HallApothecary1x 5000050K
Wizard0x 1500000K
Total Cost Of Team1360K
 
 

League Games

# Opponent Score Gate $$$ Notes TDs Cas Kills
For Ag For Ag For Ag
1 Foul Peak Spoilers3 to 0W48K50KFF+1, Banned his fans with 'Away Fans Banned.' 'Rakarth's Petty Spite' used on his poison dagger guy to keep him out part of the time. His 'Pit Trap' set back my initial drive. I got the ref several times, but didn't foul much. He used 'Knuckle Dusters' on a Blitzer to S.I. him. Our stabby guys were both thrown out. I inflicted several casualties against my opponent. He had terrible luck and fortfeited on turn 8 of the second half right before I was about to score a third time. I got the touchdown despite the forfeit. One cathcer learned Sure Hands. I bought an apothecary.303100
2 Mephistos Minions1 to 2L62K100KFF-1. Scored quickly in first half, and then used the Big Fist Magic Item to smack down his stabby guy and get the ball. Couldn't score. He used Half-Time Pep Talk to get more re-rolls, and then greased my stabby guy's shoes. He used a Magic Sponge to get one of his k.o.'s back in. He scored in second half, then my fans invaded to stun six of his players. Messed up the score attempt. Went to overtime, and he grinded me down to win. Good game! Thrower learned Dodge. Catcher learned Block. Blitzer learned Mighty Blow. Bought a lineman.120200
3 Jungle Babes0 to 1L56K50KFF-1. His dice were hot, mine were icy. Got 'Extra Training' to get a re-roll, which, while badly needed, did little to help the dismal luck. I tried to smack down his team, but couldn't break armor. A love potion had my thrower running off nto the stands to get killed, but he got apotecharied. A blitzer was S.I.'d, b ut his apothecary took pity upon me and healed him. An inspired play gave me a shot at tying it up in the second half, but his team had smacked so many of my players off the field that his numeric superiority kept it from being. Neverthelss, a blitzer got a casualty, which gave him a Mighty Blow, and another blitzer got MVP which gave him STAND FIRM. Holding on to my 50K winnings.011400
4 Funnee Boyz2 to 1W53K70KFF+0. Tight game, went into overtime. 'It Wasn't Me!' got one of his gobbos jailed, and 'Rakarth's Bounding Leap' helped me score on the last turn of the second half. He did an incredible one-turn throw team-mate score to tie it up. I pounded most of his team into the knock-out bin and casualty box for much of the game. All of the secret weapons were removed from the game one way or another. Dice were luke-warm, but it was good enough. I killed his star gobbo, and then apothecaried hi. He felt generous after that, and declined 'Robbing' me after the match. Scored in over time to win. A catcher got an agility increase, while another one learned Block and a blitzer learned Pro. 70K winnings got me my rookie Ogre. Yippie!213310
5 The Ones1 to 2L58K80KFF+0. Catcher Suzanne Sulley died by slipping on a blade of grass after one too many dodges. Apothecary failed to save her! Luck was lukewarm in the first half of the game, but things picked up in the second half. Some 'Bad Habits' lost me a re-roll. 'Rakarth's Petty Spite' kept Lucien out for one stinkin' drive. By the end of the second half, I was planting elves in the ground like flowers, but casualties were lower than I'd have liked. Ian Burden and Robert Smith were dealing out the casualties - two -1AV serious injuries, but one was apothecaried. 'Magic Sponge' got some of his elves back on the field. At the end of the game, 'Number One with a Bullet' allowed me to hire Sue Sulley's little sister as a replacement catcher.123201
6 Underhill Gang3 to 2W52K60KFF+0. BROOOTALLLL!!! Boy George was the star of the night - making completions and smashing hobbits! In a two-die, my choice hit against him, Boy George smashed a star halfling player, and they BOTH DIED! Aothecary saved one human already, so he wasn't available for a save. First half was a grinding match in whcich we both smashed away at eachother. I scored late in the first half with an 'Inspired Play.' He then had a tree throw his star hobbit for a tie-up at the end of the half. In the second half, he pulled another throw team mate to make it two to one. I then smashed the hell out of his halfling and tied it up at hte end of the second half with a 'Potion of Speed.' His trees were in top form, but Meat Loaf smacked one down to casualty him out. In over time, I grinded him down and scored to win. Might Blow and Pro RULE!!! I bought David Bowie to replace the late, great Boy George.3211522
7 Hamsta Boyz1 to 0W53K80KFF+0. I won, but my team doesn't quite feel victorious. We were dominating the game through the first half and half of the second, and then the deaths started rolling in. A 'M ine' was used to good effect in the first half, and 'Doom and Gloom' took away his re-rolls in the second. A 'Magic Sponge' brought some players back on the field, but they were qquickly knocked back off of it again. Mighty Blow was not paying off tonight, Morriset died, as did David Bowie, and Annie Lennox is going solo without Dave Stewart.101603
8 Midgard Serpents1 to 2L75K80KFF+0. Good game. I was outnumbered and outclassed the whole game, but luck was kind to me. I made the Norse work hard for their victory.123310
9 Da Greenie Meanies0 to 4L65K100KFF+0. 'Away Fans Banned' dumped his Fan Factor. 'Magic Helmet' found and given to Ian Burden. 'A Special Offer' allows me to pcik up Griff Oberwald. 'Bribe the Ref' didn't do jack for me. Did anybody get the number of that truck that hit me?041800
QF Da Greenie Meanies0 to 5L73K0K050000
Team Record: 4-6-0595K670K Team Totals: 1219263446