The Ones
# Name PositionMA ST AG AVSkills Cmp TD IntCas Kill MVP SPP Cost
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3Smith 1.0Lineman6348STAND FIRM, BLOCK1002042570K
4Smith 2.0Lineman6348BLOCK, DODGE1103011570K
5Smith 2.1Lineman6448+1 ST, BLOCK0401001470K
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7Smith 2.1.bLineman7348Dirty Player, +1 MA1104011770K
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10BaneLineman6448BLOCK, +1 STR1101011170K
11ChoiPhoenix Warrior6348Pass, SURE HANDS, ACCURATE11201112480K
12Spoon BoyPhoenix Warrior6347Pass, -1 AV (concussion), NIGGLE (Pinched Nerve) (niggled)200101980K
13SwitchLion Warrior8347Catch, DODGE, BLOCK0201021890K
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16TankDragon Warrior7348Block, Dodge1102008100K
Totals:1812016111141700K
Team NameThe OnesRe-Rolls1x 5000050K
RaceHigh ElfFan Factor13x 10000130K
Team Rating130Assistant Coaches0x 100000K
Treasury90000Cheerleaders0x 100000K
Head CoachJames JouleApothecary1x 5000050K
Wizard0x 1500000K
Total Cost Of Team930K
 
 

League Games

# Opponent Score Gate $$$ Notes TDs Cas Kills
For Ag For Ag For Ag
1 Midgard Serpents1 to 3L63K70KRolled 11 ones, 4 of which were the first roll of the turn. Didn't break Norse armor once during the entire game, didn't complete a pass in three attempts. The last time the season started this crappy, we won the Chaos Cup. Should I be happy? +0 FF130600
2 Jungle Babes2 to 3L59K80KOnly rolled 5 ones, 3 first-rollers. Broke armor 7 for the first time this season! Did it twice, in fact. Gooooo team. +0 FF231500
3 Hamsta Boyz3 to 0W61K130KMax Winnings + 20K got us a fat reward. He couldn't pick up ball and we pounced on it. Took our beatings in stride for first win of the season. +1 FF, bought Lion Warrior.301300
4 Underhill Gang3 to 0W54K60KOnly rolled 5 ones, 1 of which was a first-roller. Pouring rain entire game meant Lucian only picked it up on a 2+. +1 FF. Put my money in the bank.304210
5 The Human League2 to 1W58K50KOnly four ones, which won the game. Some really nice point whoring got us four brand new skills. Bought Dragon Warrior. +1 FF.212310
6 Funnee Boyz1 to 2L80K100KRolled 11 ones, including apothecary. Couldn't dodge when I needed to. Bad press, rolling a 1 on FF roll resulted in -2 FF. Bought Dragon Warrior.123220
7 Foul Peak Spoilers3 to 0W39K70KHelloooo? Anyone here? Too many empty seats on this one. As for the game, the dice loved us! Only 2 1s were rolled, managed to trump his Blatant Foul with That Makes Me Mad. Didn't need Magic Sponge, or the useless Heroic Leap card. The three people that did show up had a six-turn riot to end the first half. Quickest bloodbowl game EVER. +0 FF, because nobody showed up. Bought a reroll.305000
8 Da Greenie Meanies1 to 2L72K30KStarted with Bad Habits. Most casualties were deaths. Rolled ones to pass ball, dodge to tie game. The rolled ones for FF and winnings. Figures. -1 FF.122704
9 Mephistos Minions0 to 2L62K50KFreebooter stole an MVP. Poor income means I'll be freebooting again.023300
QF Mephistos Minions2 to 0W112K120KKidnapped his coach, Spiked his star, threw out 3 foulers. The dice loved us! Did we roll any ones? Charity Match and yet another good roll gave us +2 FF.203201
SF Midgard Serpents1 to 2L130K90KThe last roll this team made, and will ever make because I'm never playing them again, was snake-eyes for a dodging blitzer. Lost in OT. Good riddence.121201
Team Record: 5-6-0790K850K Team Totals: 1915253546