Da' Woikin' Boyz
# Name PositionMA ST AG AVSkills Cmp TD IntCas Kill MVP SPP Cost
1Marx, Jr.Thrower5338Sure Hands, Pass200000270K
2EngelsThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass000000070K
3BakuninBlitzer6339Block, DIRTY PLAYER, PRO, STAND FIRM01013013480K
4LeninBlitzer6439Block, MIGHTY BLOW, ST+10403001880K
5MinhBlitzer6339Block, DODGE, STAND FIRM0404012580K
6MaoBlitzer6339Block, MIGHTY BLOW, TACKLE, GUARD0306012680K
7CastroBlocker4429010100580K
8NoriegaBlocker5429MA+1000201980K
9PotBlocker4439AG+1000101780K
10KimBlocker4429BLOCK000111780K
11KruschevLineman5339BLOCK000420850K
12LuckacsLineman5339LEADER, BLOCK0004021850K
13AdornoLineman5439ST+1000201950K
14GorbachevChainsaw5339Chainsaw(8+)0001002110K
15Uncle JoeOgre55210Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, MAGIC HELMET, BLOCK, GUARD, PRO (peaked)020134137120K
16'Ripper' TrotskyStar Troll46110Regenerate, Mighty Blow, Throw Team Mate0003010150K
Totals:2150587112071310K
Team NameDa' Woikin' BoyzRe-Rolls2x 60000120K
RaceOrcFan Factor12x 10000120K
Team Rating223Assistant Coaches3x 1000030K
Treasury10000Cheerleaders3x 1000030K
Head CoachChris HallApothecary1x 5000050K
Wizard1x 150000150K
Total Cost Of Team1810K
 
 

League Games

# Opponent Score Gate $$$ Notes TDs Cas Kills
For Ag For Ag For Ag
1 Dem Bones0 to 1L49K120KMagic Helmet, Press Gang, and Injury Tme for cards. Lost control of ball in first half, Undead scored. Second half I kicked to him, stopped him from scoring, and almost tied it up, but stopped by a magic spell. Unlce Joe got the magic helmet. Apothecary saved a line orc. No FF change. Big Match yielded 120K. Bought a reroll.011101
2 Homo Rapeins2 to 0W48K60KGot another Magic Helmet! Apothecary worked, and the ogre got three casualties. Ogre learned block. FF+1203211
3 North Pole Expressionists1 to 2L73K90KGame ran tight with him scoring in the first half and me in the second half. Almost scored at the end of the second half, but lost scoring by one square of a miscalculation! Grrr.. Anyway, he won in overtime, but I knocked his team around plenty. The ogre scored a TD and got a casaualty to get another skill! Thrower and a black orc got movement increases! Grr! 90K winnings, and FF+0.123100
4 L`Orlannes Sauveurs0 to 3L76K100KHoly cow! The game was virtually over before it started. A FLu Bug took out my star troll, thrower, and a line orc. Then, the dice were exceptionally hot for the Bretonians while pretty cool for me. My guys got wiped off the field pretty quickly, including the ogre being taken out as the first casualty in turn three. It was surreal. On the plus side, I managed to do a casualty to him and get an MVP on a blitzer, giving him Mighty Blow. Also, the winnings were 100K, so I bought another black orrc. FF+0.031300
5 Furious Fremmblers0 to 2L61K50KLots of casualties, but the slippery elves kept getting by and scoring. Grrr...025110
6 Dem Bones0 to 2L84K60KOnes! The game was curesed. FF+0023300
7 Homo Rapeins1 to 0W53K70KFF+0107020
8 North Pole Expressionists3 to 2W72K90KFF+1325100
9 L`Orlannes Sauveurs2 to 1W75K70KFF+1. Wow. What a game. Finally this team is starting to work. I removed all but two of his players by the end of the second half and managed to win on the last turn. Apothecary saved a star blitzer of mine.216201
10 Furious Fremmblers3 to 0W55K70KFF+1. Grudge Match, Mine, and Rakharth's Deluge of Despair. His dirty player killed my thrower, and the apothecary failed. Then, my team got pissed. With the grudge match, we knocked his team into next week, despite the slewof 6's he was rolling. Hired Marx's son, Marx Jr., to replace his papa, RIP.3012421
WC Homo Rapeins2 to 0W79K80KFF+0. My cards: High Punt and Magic Sponge. His cards: Extra Training, Peaked!, Long Arm of Jake, and Sneak Play. It was a slaughter. One guy seriously injured, but apothecary worked. Unlce Joe got Peaked! (dammit!). Dirty Player was untouchable, chainsaw did a casualty, but one other player thrown out for fouling.208110
SF L`Orlannes Sauveurs2 to 1W78K40KFF+1. Brutal game. My cards: Extra Training and Klepfhoffer's Foot. My wizard was taken out early with a 'Sorry Sir' card, and my chainsaw was ejected. Other than that, it was just a steady process of grinding his team out. My dice were very hot, and the dirty player was untouchable. His dirty player was thrown out. Game ended after second score on turn 6 of second half when he couldn't field three players (lots in the knock-out bin). 40K winnings doesn't do much.218020
F Dem Bones0 to 1L155K0K010000
Team Record: 7-6-0958K900K Team Totals: 1615621994