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| 1 | Kyogre 'N Thorg | Ogre Blocker | 6 | 6 | 3 | 10 | Block, Mighty Blow, Throw Team-Mate, Thick Skull | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 190K | | 2 | Weepinhell | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, MIGHTY BLOW, BLOCK | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 60K | | 3 | Beast-Mantine | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60K | | 4 | Beast-Manaphy | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60K | | 5 | Beast-Mangemite | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns, +1 AG, SURE HANDS | 4 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 60K | | 6 | | | 7 | Beast-Mankey | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, PEAKED-ACHU | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 60K | | 8 | Bloodkip | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 60K | | 9 | Beastmonlee | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, KICK, STRIP BALL | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 60K | | 10 | Noseblast | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, BLOCK, STAND FIRM | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 60K | | 11 | Combust Skin | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60K | | 12 | Mr. Maime | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 10 | BLOCK, STAND FIRM, MAGIC HELMET | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 100K | | 13 | Harm-o-rama | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 5 | 3 | 10 | BLOCK, +1 ST, MAGIC HELMET | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 100K | | 14 | Regi-Steal | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 100K | | 15 | Regi-Cide | Assassin | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Poison Dagger (10+), PRO, BLOCK | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 110K | | 16 | Lord Boroak The Professor | Star Chaos Warrior | 5 | 5 | 3 | 9 | Block, Dirty Player, Leader, Mighty Blow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 160K | | Totals: | 6 | 19 | 1 | 23 | 4 | 10 | 118 | 1300K | | |  | Team Name | Pokemon: Team Chaos | Re-Rolls | 2 | x 70000 | 140K | | Race | Chaos | Fan Factor | 11 | x 10000 | 110K | | Team Rating | 200 | Assistant Coaches | 1 | x 10000 | 10K | | Treasury | 10000 | Cheerleaders | 0 | x 10000 | 0K | | Head Coach | James Joule | Apothecary | 1 | x 50000 | 50K | | | Wizard | 1 | x 150000 | 150K | | | Total Cost Of Team | 1760K | |
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| 1 | All 4 Dead | 1 to 0 | W | 70K | 50K | +0 FF. Away Fans Banned was unused, Heroic Leap was useless. Ground out the ground game and ground them into ground beef. Bought Kyogre N' Thorg. Blast off now at of the speed light, surrender now or prepare to fight! That's right! | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | | 2 | Knights Who Say Ni | 2 to 1 | W | 58K | 90K | +1 FF. Petty Spite kept his star knight out of his Cuisses and on Ye Chamberpot for most of the match. Halftime team talk was squandered, as the two extra rerolls went unused because we succeeded at just about every roll I tried, including a pass. Clearly, the Knights should have prepared for trouble, because Team Chaos made it double. | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 3 | Notorious Thundercheeks | 1 to 2 | L | 68K | 130K | -1 FF. The Chuck gave us two rerolls, which I sqandered for nothing instead of using them to rid myself of the recurring double-skulls phenomenon in OT. Will gave me an extra 60,000 gold. The Healing Scroll was useful because the apothecary failed for the second straight game. A loss! You've damaged my perfection! | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 4 | Rainbow Coalition | 3 to 2 | W | 67K | 100K | +0 FF. Never used Eye of the Eagle. Chaos Warriors did most of the scoring. Rend the opposition with devastation, smash their face with pulverization. | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 5 | Dwarf | 1 to 0 | W | 56K | 110K | +0 FF. Demo game netted us an extra 60,000 gold! Usual Dwarf game, 4 turn riot made things even slower. Lots of hitting, but the Dwarves failed pickup and missed go-for-it gave us an opportunity to score. And we did, giving us an unreachable lead of 1-0. To denounce the evils of agility and finesse. Extend our reach to make a bloody mess. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | | 6 | All 4 Dead | 2 to 1 | W | 66K | 80K | +1 FF. Magic Helmet! The dice loved me! One of those games where I didn't have to pay the price for even the stupidest of mistakes. The best game ever! | 2 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | | 7 | Elftastic! | 3 to 1 | W | 64K | 80K | +0 FF. We had a Player Strike which cost us 60,000 gold in larger, more luxurious poke-balls to house the team. However, this act of goodwill paid off as a beastpokemon Kid With Talent joined the team and Lord Boroak the Professor signed on with a half-price Special Offer. Game-wise, it was Elftastic! The game started with a blitz, and my team managed to kill an elf lineman before taking a single turn. From there, things continued to look up for chaos as the elf coach was kind enough to roll half a dozen 1's in the first half, giving up two scores in spite of playing Fake Play, Knutt's Spell of Awesome Strength, and Woof Woof. The only sad part was Kyogre N'Thorg soaking up a 3rd MVP. He's not that great, people! Go Team Chaos! | 3 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | | 8 | Notorious Thundercheeks | 2 to 1 | W | 85K | 40K | +1 FF. Another Magic Helmet! Under Scrutiny worked out well, nullifying his Get The Ref on the opening kickoff. First half went well for me, as I got a Blitz after scoring, but an unlikely series of events let the Orcs tie it up. The second half had a turning of the tide until he missed a catch that would have given him the winning TD. Then my guys finally got on track and smashed face. In OT, we had numbers and a reroll, but luck had him fumbling the ball in the end zone for our winning score. Then Professor Boroak ate the MVP. Wonk! | 2 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | | 9 | Deadskins | 2 to 3 | L | 90K | 50K | +0 FF. OT loss where Kyogre N'Thorg made good by grabbing a ball out of the air, then fell on his face to a one-die block from the Count. I killed a Ghoul, he killed the Eggsecutioner. Fair enough. It was a notable game in that neither N'Thorg nor Boroak ate the MVP. Instead, it went to some skill-less pogue. Pokemon 4 Ever! | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 | | 10 | Dwarf | 2 to 0 | W | 59K | 30K | +1 FF, but Bad Press took that away. He had five cards. Had any of them been decent, he may have won. As it was, the Peaked, Bad Press, Will, Take A Dive, and Magic Sponge didn't have an impact. The game went my way so well that I didn't need to play my Magic Pills or Razzle Dazzle cards. Kyogre ate the MVP. Bought a wizard. On to the postseason! | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | | SF | Dwarf | | | | Team Record: | 8-2-0 | 683K | 760K | Team Totals: | 19 | 11 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
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